cam beckett wants to do astrid, so suck it andy

[PWP: Arizona]
ARI. CAN WE GO TO THE CARNIVAL. come to the carnival with me!

fuck that noise. rebooting batman, what the fuck kind of shit are they smoking?

PWP: Astrid
hey i'm going to the grocery store. this fucking tropicana app made me crave orange juice. you have no fucking food do you want a ride? i figured you wouldnt want to walk all the way back to your place with a bunch of food.

PWP: Arizona
i'm going to the store, do you want anything?

Ladies, gentlemen, and especially hot ladies: those of you who are loyal listeners of Cam In The Morning (and really, that's got to be all of you) know that I'm hosting Shamrocks & Shenanigans on everyone's favorite holiday: St Paddy's Day. But what you don't know is who's playing this legendary event.

And you still don't. And won't until Monday when we announce it at 7:15.

But trust me when I say that it will be a night to remember. I haven't let you down yet, have I? We'll be giving away two sets of tickets each morning until Wednesday so make sure you all tune in.




In other, less exciting news; I want some fucking pie. Who of you out there can help me with this? Ari, I'm looking at you.

( i can't believe how you looked at me with your james dean glossy eyes in your tight jeans with your long hair and your cigarette stained lies )